

Kelis. KELIS kelis! Ok firstly I got that hairstyle first, before YOU got the means to push it out there via music video! Now that she’s caught up with current trends, I get called Kelis by strange gobby passers by, Mr. T often, children stare, point, some run away, hide under fashion-victim-ASDA-hopping mum’s billowing, scratchy dress, it’s not so nice. My Dad cries each time I trim the sides down to a .5, however, despite this gruelling attention, I love it- looks great on me, great on Kelis. I guess. And yes I am biased as I got it first, however I have to give the lady some credit. Her eccentricities, including a pair of crunkt out grillz, pink on blonde locks and exposure of various bodily functions, give her a lot more personality that the ‘crazy-in-loves’ of this world wish they could pay for in the noddy land that is Hollyoaks, I mean Hollywood. Not just with her hair does she set herself apart from the –BzoneClones, but it speaks volumes for the music she’s spitting. Bad music+diva attitude=super impolite (to be doing one of those let alone simultaneously). Kelis at least, is making music that stereotypically black women don’t normally get recognition for, and with shitloads of style. Her various editorials are getting her noticed and removing that ‘ghetto girl got rich’ pigeonhole some like to bundle her into. And if you don’t like her music…just coolclock her…..